assassinscreedconfessions:

A lot of people really didn’t like AC:3 I for one, really loved it. Connor was an amazing character, same as most of the characters in the game, plus the frontier was beautiful

assassinscreedconfessions:

A lot of people really didn’t like AC:3 I for one, really loved it. Connor was an amazing character, same as most of the characters in the game, plus the frontier was beautiful



jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”




ieatflowerz:

jackekarashae:

*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*

*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*

HANDS DOWN MY FAVORITE POST EVER…

(Source: road to el dorado)



malefactum:

video games have given me an unrealistic view of how easy it is to run across european rooftops




zeekayart:

ninjkabat:

ninjkabat:

To paraphrase a great ninja “I can only remove my mask once in order to escape into the anonymity of my face. And there’s no way in hell I’m wasting it on a damn bagel.”

People always ask me how I eat through my mask. Here’s a demonstration.

Bringing this gem back.

goddammit ninjka you make-a-me laugh!



mariowiki:

when you realize you got a fact wrong about your favorite video game

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unamoosing:

my whole face is a glitch




(Source: clintonfbarton)



beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

(Source: yodiscrepo)




My father said it called my mother to it. I never saw her again.



orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock



fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..



kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(Source: starvingartstudent)



railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 



donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck



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